Lessons learned from a life mostly traveled.
Showing posts with label bag of oranges. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bag of oranges. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

January 20, 2010

Beating someone with a bag of oranges does not leave bruises. Please remember that if one of your hos gets out of line. It's important to keep one's pimp hand strong.




In related news, I feel like I've been beaten with said sack of oranges. Even though I still want to live and have fun like I'm 25 years old, my lower back has different plans.